OFFICIAL DESTINY REVIEW

It sucks.


HAHAHA HA take that bungie no day 1 reviews huh? Well you can suck it.

 

Understand Life [In a few paragraphs]

Catatonic being alive isn't it? Invisible chaos blowing up in front of your face? Space and time skyrocketing at a relentless pace? Unbelievably somehow your existence hasn't shattered yet and your not becoming dirt like your ancestors.

Light shines from the impeccable orb of radiating flame that taunts existence from the sky. Breathe in deep the air around you feeling compelled to keep your mind alive. As everyone is, yours too the soul that binds your spirit to the ethereal plain of reality. True being is accepting imperfections of the universe then ascending to a level beyond comprehension of our time space. By simple rationalization of your current phase, and stridently focusing on developing minds you can expand past the astral map above and find true inner peace.

How could this be done? The answer is quite simple and yet it is far beyond complicated. Imagine yourself as an entity that swells and flows with your memories thoughts and everything that makes your existence. Now imagine this entity inflating and expanding, if it goes too fast then its own destruction is imminent. So you must allow it to reach a certain level of sustainability to allow for more physically mental power. Altered states and incredible new experiences await what many beleive to be lifes end, but it really only speeds recklessly into new reality phases and dimensions. Insane new lives begin each one seeming to be infinitely more grand and amazing then the last. Interpersonal dreams become the standardized comprehensive of new existing reality formed from your souls eternal desire to be one.

The truth is you have no idea.
 

Invigorating Isolation

Time is pasing so quickly. The faces you see everyday just memories of a soon to be forgotten past. Life itself is a game, in a way its the most important game ever. The only way to tell if you've won or lost is simple. You haft to die, then all of the game of lifes questions will be answered.

Do not fear death. On a recent spiritual journey I had, visions of a women. She had pure white hair and was wearing a dark gown that had beautiful wings sprouted out of it. As I looked into the void she wrapped her arms around my neck and whispered "you have nothing to fear my child, I am always with you and in death you will come with me to tranquility" and I felt a relief like never before. I am no longer afraid to die. I know she will be there to save me.

Party Rats

You know the ones that come into your house drink up all your beers and tear up the couch. Never forget what they do in your bathroom filling your toilet with cherry jello while they do lines off your DVD player. They break your Xbox and flip over all your dressers and shit while they have dirty rat sex on every price on furniture in your home. This one even sold your car on Craigslist.

Don't ever let party rats into your house.

¤Optical illusions in Words¤

Everyone sees through there own little eyes, colors that seem to form something all around yourself. Being that of unusual stable reality. Absolute trance of equilibrium in a void of vortexes echoes redemption for resurrection of entities beyond space time, exhilarating divergence awaits patience not vengeance omens to deities souls and demonic origins. Seek singularity for ascension and recreate not devastate.

Honor thy veterans of war.

-Teizhcial

Everyone within a 100 mile radius is about to be fucked

You! Yeah you! You and everyone within a 100 mile radius is about to be fucked in the ass with ghost spears while there optics spew acid and your fingers turn into razors but not before your flesh melts off your legs making your bottom half delicious savory marshmallow goo in which the atomic rats with glass for teeth devour and then lay there eggs in your stomach which hatch into scorpions and sting a fire and shit mercury not to mention the bomb strapped to your back.

Long story short it sucks to be you.

Anyone who has the time should pick of dark souls 2 its one of the best games I've played in awhile I'd definitely recommend it.

2014 BITCH DO IT BIG
 

Im better then you in all ways possible

I fucking hate ponies I'd rather drink the salt water stored up in some fat hairy bitchs mole coverd pussy after did a vagina cannonball 400 ft into the ocean and drown my wife and newborn baby in it then have it be a pony icon fucking faggotshit.

It doesn't matter anyway hope you have a happy fucking new year. This year I'll leave you with a quote from the greatest person who ever lived.

"I understand more then you can possibly know"

-A wizard who's powers are unmatched even by the most cunning of sorcerers named ultimate grand master cheif commander general overlord pylon supply depot supreme super incredible lvl99 high five teizhcial

How many times do i need to say yes to get you to leave?

What's the deal with the internet these days all these kids orgasmaning over tablets and shit. Who the fuck doesn't use a keyboard? What the fuck is a Xbox one why did it go from 360 to ONE Jesus christ i hope they all get the seizures. I am the inquisitor I am here to inquire and cause pain now lay down and die.
 

NEW KIK USERNAME

I had to reset my phone so add me this way crazycracker you SOB

best way to contact me is Skype or kik
Skype name: teizhcial
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