Jun 14, 2014

Party Rats

You know the ones that come into your house drink up all your beers and tear up the couch. Never forget what they do in your bathroom filling your toilet with cherry jello while they do lines off your DVD player. They break your Xbox and flip over all your dressers and shit while they have dirty rat sex on every price on furniture in your home. This one even sold your car on Craigslist.

Don't ever let party rats into your house.